Note to Self

[clovehitched]

Dear Self,

If you make time to commune with the Perspex Fairy once a week instead of once a month, then it doesn't hurt.

Who knew?

Originally posted at http://auntysarah.dreamwidth.org/208768.html - you can comment here or there.

Comments

[alicephilippa.livejournal.com]

Tsk. What are you like?

[auntysarah.livejournal.com]

Lazy, apparently!

[aesmael.livejournal.com]

Is it okay if I applaud the icon? Somehow, those colours are wonderful.

[auntysarah.livejournal.com]

Sure! I do like red :-D

[becky44.livejournal.com]

I'm now 5 years+........ and, according to 'The Guide'..., I should be looking at maybe 3 to 6 month intervals! However, I find that anything up to a month is fine - I just ensure that I can spare an hour to let the muscles remember what they're supposed to do! Usually it's every 2 weeks'ish.... because it's fun - with some oscillating 'perspex'!

[auntysarah.livejournal.com]

Wanking is all well and good, of course, but my favourite and most orgasmic vibe reaches the G-spot, but not the end of the vaginal vault, so is no good for dilation.

[(Anonymous)]

I have much the same problem.....I admit to being lazy too!
Once a fortnight is fine but every 6 weeks.....Ouch, F***K, BOL***KS!

I wonder what your fav and most orgasmic vibe is?

Rachael S

[auntysarah.livejournal.com]

My fav is a Fun Factory Delight - gives orgasms which are out of this world!

[nicollegurrl.livejournal.com]

Will once every 3 months not hurt also not anymore? :o

[auntysarah.livejournal.com]

If I tried that, I think I'd need a mallet.

[nicollegurrl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, me too :o

Think I am too lazy! :o

[1ngi.livejournal.com]

*eye water*

What was that collective term that the local echo mentioned? Ah yes: a TMI of transwomen.

[auntysarah.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

[cmcmck.livejournal.com]

I find that the jolly pink giant somewhat more than once a month answers just as well :op

[auntysarah.livejournal.com]

To each their own, I guess. I've done stuff with men, but I suspect I'd draw the line somewhere around there.

Still, glad that works for you :-)

[(Anonymous)]

Ouch! I'm err... (has to think) 15 years post-op and was told weekly for life. I find in practice leaving a date with my plastic pal is okay for about 2 weeks, infections not withstanding. I guess advice has changed over the years.

B.

Smiling.. Let's say...

[capybyra.livejournal.com]

Whilst not per se "the same" I've had life experiences lending me heartfelt- and felt somewhere else- empathy. Yeppers, Dilating an opening tends to be an experience of "You should have remembered ME sooner- and PAIN's the reminder..."

Then again-I had a giggly chat with someone who allowed as she had a love hate relationship with dilation pains. As it made her feel both masochistic and damage concerned in equal parts..

[ailbhe]

Ow.