clovehitched | Chattin' With a Chaser, Part 2 in a Regular Series

Readers may remember this entry from November, which includes a log of a chat I had with someone who messaged me out of the blue on IRC. Given the room they find me in (a trans support channel), such people invariably turn out to be after what one might call, "ladypole". Given how rude and forward they tend to be, and how objectifying they are of trans women, I sometimes enjoy having a little fun with them. Here's tonight's specimen, "Mert" from Turkey:

[21:47] _turk_man_: <_turk_man_> hii
[21:47] _turk_man_: <_turk_man_> how are you ?
[21:47] _turk_man_: <_turk_man_> my name is Mert, and you ?
[21:47] sarahlizzy: Hello Mert. My name is Sarah
[21:47] _turk_man_: okk
[21:47] _turk_man_: ý incompatible encoding
[21:47] _turk_man_: live in turkey
[21:47] _turk_man_: you
[21:48] sarahlizzy: I live in the UK
[21:48] _turk_man_: ok
[21:48] _turk_man_: how old are you
[21:48] sarahlizzy: I'm in my mid 30s
[21:48] _turk_man_: yess mee to
[21:49] _turk_man_: do you have msn
[21:49] sarahlizzy: A coincidence!
[21:49] sarahlizzy: No
[21:49] _turk_man_: whyy
[21:49] _turk_man_: I want to see your face
[21:49] sarahlizzy: Because I never felt the need for it
[21:49] sarahlizzy: Oh, I can show you a photograph?
[21:49] _turk_man_: yess
[21:49] sarahlizzy: http://auntysarah.complicity.co.uk/Nuffield/Nuffield6.jpg This image is safe for work - it's me in hospital. It's the one I always tend to use when they ask for an image.
[21:49] sarahlizzy: That's me, 2 years ago
[21:51] sarahlizzy: Are you still there?
[21:51] _turk_man_: what happend two years agoo you
[21:51] _turk_man_: ?
[21:51] sarahlizzy: I had my penis cut off
[21:51] sarahlizzy: See the tubes coming out? The one on the left (as you look at the picture) is draining blood, and the one on the right is for urine
[21:52] _turk_man_: byee
[21:52] sarahlizzy: Bye
[21:52] _turk_man_ disconnected from the server.

I do hope I didn't ruin his orgasm...