Chattin' With a Chaser, Part 2 in a Regular Series

[clovehitched]

Readers may remember this entry from November, which includes a log of a chat I had with someone who messaged me out of the blue on IRC. Given the room they find me in (a trans support channel), such people invariably turn out to be after what one might call, "ladypole". Given how rude and forward they tend to be, and how objectifying they are of trans women, I sometimes enjoy having a little fun with them. Here's tonight's specimen, "Mert" from Turkey:

[21:47] _turk_man_: <_turk_man_> hii
[21:47] _turk_man_: <_turk_man_> how are you ?
[21:47] _turk_man_: <_turk_man_> my name is Mert, and you ?
[21:47] sarahlizzy: Hello Mert. My name is Sarah
[21:47] _turk_man_: okk
[21:47] _turk_man_: ý incompatible encoding
[21:47] _turk_man_: live in turkey
[21:47] _turk_man_: you
[21:48] sarahlizzy: I live in the UK
[21:48] _turk_man_: ok
[21:48] _turk_man_: how old are you
[21:48] sarahlizzy: I'm in my mid 30s
[21:48] _turk_man_: yess mee to
[21:49] _turk_man_: do you have msn
[21:49] sarahlizzy: A coincidence!
[21:49] sarahlizzy: No
[21:49] _turk_man_: whyy
[21:49] _turk_man_: I want to see your face
[21:49] sarahlizzy: Because I never felt the need for it
[21:49] sarahlizzy: Oh, I can show you a photograph?
[21:49] _turk_man_: yess
[21:49] sarahlizzy: http://auntysarah.complicity.co.uk/Nuffield/Nuffield6.jpg This image is safe for work - it's me in hospital. It's the one I always tend to use when they ask for an image.
[21:49] sarahlizzy: That's me, 2 years ago
[21:51] sarahlizzy: Are you still there?
[21:51] _turk_man_: what happend two years agoo you
[21:51] _turk_man_: ?
[21:51] sarahlizzy: I had my penis cut off
[21:51] sarahlizzy: See the tubes coming out? The one on the left (as you look at the picture) is draining blood, and the one on the right is for urine
[21:52] _turk_man_: byee
[21:52] sarahlizzy: Bye
[21:52] _turk_man_ disconnected from the server.

I do hope I didn't ruin his orgasm...

Comments

[mstevens.livejournal.com]

tea!

I like that icon.

[nixwilliams.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA OMG. i am sitting here cackling. CACKLING!

[dyddgu.livejournal.com]

WIN!!

[transprose.livejournal.com]

the descriptions of the tubes is really what did it for me.

[auntysarah.livejournal.com]

:-D

[techiebabe.livejournal.com]

You are so wicked! And I *love* your style.

Up front and brutal.

Oh yes!!!!

(oh, sorry, you didn't want people to enjoy it? ;-)

[rjw76]

Quite literally up front, too...

[auntysarah.livejournal.com]

...with a scalpel.

[auntysarah.livejournal.com]

You are so wicked! And I *love* your style.

Why, thank you *grin*

[fall-of-sophia.livejournal.com]

hahahahah

[terry-terrible.livejournal.com]

Win!

[cheshire-bitten.livejournal.com]

Win, I so wouldn't have the guts to send anyone a hospital photo, you rock.

[auntysarah.livejournal.com]

You are too kind :-)

[mordantcarnival.livejournal.com]

1000 internets to you!

[auntysarah.livejournal.com]

I get to do it once every few weeks. They're tediously predictable - log on, PM, ask "r u a tg?" (this one didn't - that's novel), then ask if you "have msn".

Ever had anyone continue to bite afterwards?

Nope. They unfailingly bugger off when they find out they're speaking to a postop.

[wiriamu.livejournal.com]

I have a picture of me topless when i was a young boi...I love sending it to people to freak them out...

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

Nice one.

Not chasers specifically, but when I was on AOL in the 90s, guys would message me for cybering, and I'd start going into elaborate and detailed descriptions of STD symptoms. That usually chased them off. Usually.

[auntysarah.livejournal.com]

Getting Monty Python's "Medical Love Song" in my head now...

[becky44.livejournal.com]

As it's part II..... 30-Love!

[kawaii-emily.livejournal.com]

your genitals were like the internet! a series of tubes.

[cmcmck.livejournal.com]

Snerk! You ARE wicked you know :o)

[jennyemily.livejournal.com]

*snigger*

I once despatched an 'admirer' at work last year by describing how they fillet the penis and turn it inside out to create the neo-vagina. I've never seen some-one manage to achieve the foetal position whilst standing up before.

Well, he did ask if I'd had the surgery.

[auntysarah.livejournal.com]

I've never seen some-one manage to achieve the foetal position whilst standing up before.

That is very awesome!

Was it the peeling of the shaft, the severing of the erection chambers, the slicing of the glans, the boring of the hole in the perineum, the dissection of the scrotum and removal of the testicles, one by one, the trimming down of the scrotal tissue, or something else that had the desired effect?

[jennyemily.livejournal.com]

My amateur description of peeling of the shaft and trimming the glans before making a hole and feeding it back through to become the clitoris and removal of erectile tissue seemed to have the desired effect. I think I probably made it sound more gruesome than it was. Still, he did ask if I had had 'the surgery'.

[newdance.livejournal.com]

As a TS guy, this inverted my micro-peen. :-(

(there REALLY needs to be an exchange program for TS junk)

[auntysarah.livejournal.com]

Sorry!

[newdance.livejournal.com]

Oh, no need -- your posts have been generally both informative and entertaining, so it all evens out. :-)