Chattin' With a Chaser, Part 7 Redux

[clovehitched]

So the chaser from last night seems to have found this journal (I have no idea how - maybe he was googling for some of his own choice phrases or something).

He's bad at quitting while he is behind. I almost feel bad posting this - I don't think it's as funny as yesterday's, and it's also a bit like kicking a puppy.

Ah hell, let's do it anyway.


avzf: hey
avzf: lol wut is this
avzf: http://auntysarah.livejournal.com/255090.html#cutid1
avzf: u posted our conversation on ur website
avzf: wtf
sarahlizzy: Yes, I collect them
sarahlizzy: You're the first one to notice though
avzf: are the people who comment on them shemales as well?
sarahlizzy: A variety of people comment
avzf: trannys included
avzf: lol
avzf: i undersntand
avzf: undersnatnd
avzf: understand
sarahlizzy: You've provided some of the funniest material so far, so thank you!
avzf: that was not funny
avzf: i was wanting shemale pics
sarahlizzy: Your legions of adoring fans beg to differ
avzf: and u sent me that photo of a guy's cock getting cut up
sarahlizzy: YOU DIDN'T SPECIFY THE SKIN HAD TO BE ON, ZOMG!
avzf: fuck u
avzf: i was masterbating
avzf: looking at other tranny porn
avzf: and then I poened that up
sarahlizzy: Awww, poppet! Did that cause Mr Stiffy to wilt?
avzf: and that was so fuckin disgusting
sarahlizzy: So, shall we play a game?
avzf: u trannies are crazy
sarahlizzy: I like games!
avzf: getting ur cocks cut off
avzf: what game
sarahlizzy: It's called - "Guess what I'm going to do with this chat transcript"
avzf: fuck u I troll u
avzf: i trolled u
avzf: and now u put it on ur website
sarahlizzy: It seems to me that, by your admission, you're the one who failed to get it away with the delightful Ms Hand and her five lovely daughters, not me
avzf: i had to stop masterbating then
sarahlizzy: You got what you deserved
avzf: because of ur gory pic
avzf: no
sarahlizzy: You know, my surgery ... it needed a revision
avzf: wait wat
sarahlizzy: An infection ate my clitoral hood at 5 weeks post op. It was quite disgusting
avzf: u regretted ur cock
sarahlizzy: Anyway, it needed rebuilding
sarahlizzy: He did it while I was awake
avzf: no
sarahlizzy: I *watched*
avzf: i know u will post a photo
avzf: trololollolll
avzf: oh fuck
avzf: that's disgusting
avzf: want to see a pictur of me
sarahlizzy: No
avzf: it is at [Link to Goatse removed - if you don't know what this is, it's someone demonstrating their distended anus. It was old 15 years ago. I didn't click on it - Sarah]
sarahlizzy: -1 old
avzf: fuck u
avzf: u know of goatse
sarahlizzy: Are you going to tell me to google "blue waffle" next?

[Sarah's note - don't do this]

sarahlizzy: Or perhaps try for a mere rickroll?
avzf: what's blu waffle
sarahlizzy: This can not end well
avzf: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCUK U
avzf: IS THAT A CUN
avzf: CUNT
avzf: nonsequential racist epithet removed
sarahlizzy: You're not very good at this, are you?
avzf disconnected from the server.


Also posted at http://auntysarah.dreamwidth.org/251637.html - you can comment here or there.

Comments

[jessie-c.livejournal.com]

Oh the poor, poor traumatised child. However shall he cope? You've shattered his illusions! Shattered them beyond repair! All of his carefully-constructed fantasies now lie in ruins inside his head.

Bravo Zulu : )

[auntysarah.livejournal.com]

I'm just wondering if there's going to be a part 3 tomorrow!

[jessie-c.livejournal.com]

For part three send him to Tubgirl. Hold Two Girls, one Cup in reserve for part four. Let's see whether we can Clockwork Orange his tiny little brain.

[emilydm.livejournal.com]

Or "Baby Swears In Its Sleep". That one BSOD'd me pretty good when I got tricked by it. It might not work in the context of this ongoing conversation though.

[rjw76]

I suggest lemonparty. A picture that's quite inoffensive and even cheerful (they're having fun!) but will break his poor little brain...

[natalie-i-am.livejournal.com]

AH LemonParty. I forgot about those guys.

[sarahs-muse.livejournal.com]

I didn't think chasers went after people who were all sorted. Hm.

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

I just can't believe the blue waffle trick worked. wow.

[auntysarah.livejournal.com]

Me neither actually. It's quite astonishing, isn't it?

[emilydm.livejournal.com]

Huh, so that's what blue waffle is. I was always afraid to google it till now. My only reaction to it and your previous photo was "that must be really uncomfortable", and that's about it.

[emilydm.livejournal.com]

I was afraid it was going to be something like Lotus Seed Breast, which makes my skin crawl just thinking about it. (Don't google this either.) (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SchmuckBait)

[biascut.livejournal.com]

Me too! That completely freaks me out, even though I know it's just a photomontage.

[bloodbeauty.livejournal.com]

yeah, i think that's probably worse than blue waffle

this guy is hilarious, he just doesn't know when he's beat *waves hi to the chaser if he's reading*

[auntysarah.livejournal.com]

Liking the mousetrap!

[pplfichi.livejournal.com]

Missed this one originally. What I find way more disturbing than the image itself is how is how my first reaction to the animated version was "they're kinda cute". WTF brain?

[terry-terrible.livejournal.com]

You are so cool.

[actually-not.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, awesome.

[biascut.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahah!

I can't get over someone saying, "I am trolling you" and then being shocked and surprised that you pwn them.

[techiebabe.livejournal.com]

Quite. Ha!

[auntysarah.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he's like, "but this is supposed to work the other way round! Life has suddenly become very confusing and I don't like it!"

[fyremane.livejournal.com]

Oh my, thanks for another entertaining morning dear lady.
This bozo has proved more entertaining the the previos ones, who would of thought a repeat performance would occore (Hi Mr Clueless if your reading this *WAVES*)

[arkady.livejournal.com]

This had me shrieking with laughter! I then had to explain to reddragdiva. Who didn't know what Blue Waffle was.

He does now. *giggle*

[auntysarah.livejournal.com]

Harsh!

[mstevens.livejournal.com]

I too am blissfully ignorant of waffles.

[theperkygoth.livejournal.com]

Yes, but don't you know that it is our solemn duty as women to provide men with boners? http://blog.twowholecakes.com/2010/09/the-suffering-ween-an-important-social-essay/ (satire at its absolute finest, well worth a read)

[cosmolinguist]

I love Two Whole Cakes.

[cosmolinguist]

Let's see... he finds your blog, complains again in a similar, tedious vein, you blog about it... if he sees this, it's going to end up a really vicious circle.

And really funny :)

[lost-angelwings.livejournal.com]

That's comedy gold xD the ending esp couldn't have been scripted any better xD

[aesmael.livejournal.com]

I thought the previous one was the best one, but clearly I was wrong. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.

[fragglechick.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahaha! This bit is priceless:

avzf: what game
sarahlizzy: It's called - "Guess what I'm going to do with this chat transcript"

Have to say, I haven't read the original yet - woefully behind on LJ - but this troll seems *almost* like a good sport about it...

[cherade9.livejournal.com]

I think the funniest thing is that he's so convinced all your friends are 'trannies'. I mean.. it's obviously the only important thing about you, yeah? *sighs*

[ragoloot.livejournal.com]

What a great resource!

tears of laughter

[jenna-risque.livejournal.com]

Just found your journal and have read through you chaser chat entries.

What a way to start the day. I had tears of laughter at some of the conversations that you had.

[julieisfree.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the post Sarah! I'm stranded in an airport (Atlanta Georgia) at 2 AM, listening to periodic warnings from the Department of Homeland Security, that the threat level is "Orange" (a profoundly useful bit of information that). I needed the laugh! Actually, I needed single malt, but the laugh did quite nicely in its stead!