Chattin' With a Chaser, Part 7 in a Very Infrequent Series

[clovehitched]

This one started out jumping into an IRC channel and trolling. He got banned. A few hours later he returned in private message. I should warn you - the photograph linked to in the transcript contains a graphic depiction of vaginoplasty in progress. For that reason, I haven't enabled it as a link - you'll have to copy and paste if you want to see it.

Anyway, on with the fun.


avzf: hey
avzf: ur a tranny
sarahlizzy: Hello
sarahlizzy: What do you actually want?
avzf: to annoy trannys
sarahlizzy: Why?
avzf: because they are still men
avzf: and pretend to be women
avzf: whch they are not
sarahlizzy: I see
sarahlizzy: Everyone should have a hobby
sarahlizzy: Mine is rock climbing. It probably keeps me fitter than yours
avzf: did u get ur dick cut off
sarahlizzy: Why do you ask?
avzf: because i want to know
sarahlizzy: Ok, yes. I did
avzf: oh so you have a pussy now?
sarahlizzy: Well, eviscerated and turned inside out, to be accurate
avzf: can i put my dick in ur pussy
avzf: ur fake pussy
sarahlizzy: Nope
avzf: even if i pay u money?
sarahlizzy: I prefer girls, and anyway, I hardly know you
avzf: girls?
avzf: so you're straight atfter all
sarahlizzy: Even if you pay me money, and yes, girls
avzf: you got ur dick cut off and you like girls
avzf: wtf
sarahlizzy: Yes. This is getting repetitive
avzf: but *why*?
avzf: why not stay a man
sarahlizzy: There was nothing worth watching on the TV and I was bored
avzf: ur joking me
sarahlizzy: Surely not!
avzf: you're trolling me
avzf: you can't just get tranny surgery randomly one day
sarahlizzy: Well, what answer did you expect?
sarahlizzy: Sheesh
avzf: did I tell you I liked trans women?
avzf: like their cocks
sarahlizzy: That utterly fails to surprise me
avzf: why so?
sarahlizzy: Well, clearly *something* draws you here
sarahlizzy: That you're a chaser is hardly the revelation of the year
avzf: so do other shemales in that irc channel still have their penises
sarahlizzy: I don't keep count
avzf: and could they send photos to me
avzf: with their tits and their cock
sarahlizzy: I fear that is unlikely
avzf: ask them please
avzf: i'm banned now
sarahlizzy: I just asked
avzf: ok
sarahlizzy: They say no
avzf: tell them to /msg the urls of the photos to my nick
sarahlizzy: I know where there is a photo of a trans woman's pens
sarahlizzy: Penis
avzf: whehre
sarahlizzy: http://www.bellringers.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/photos/clit02.jpg
sarahlizzy: Some assembly may be required.
avzf: ARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
avzf: is that shemale surgury
sarahlizzy: It might be
sarahlizzy: a bit
avzf: ARAARAAAAGH
avzf: NO WHAT THE FUCK
avzf: what the fuck
sarahlizzy: Was that not what you were looking for?
avzf disconnected from the server.

Then he pops up again a few minutes later, for an encore:

avzf: fuck u
avzf: that photo was disgusting
sarahlizzy: Wasn't it just?
avzf: ur a pervet
sarahlizzy: PMSL
avzf: god
avzf: i can't look at a shemale again
sarahlizzy: My work here is done
avzf: fuck u
avzf disconnected from the server.


Also posted at http://auntysarah.dreamwidth.org/251327.html - you can comment here or there.

Comments

[tekalynn.livejournal.com]

"My work here is done." Huzzah!

[alicephilippa.livejournal.com]

Sterling stuff. :D :D :D

[velvet-tipping.livejournal.com]

you rock my world

[auntysarah.livejournal.com]

We aim to please :-)

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

that chat was a thing of beauty.

[aki-no-kaze.livejournal.com]

you are full of the win :)

[jessie-c.livejournal.com]

An alternative that I would have used becuse I can't think of the awesome things you can on the spur of the moment:

sarahlizzy: What do you actually want?
avzf: to annoy trannys
Sarahlizzy: So go to your car and open up the bonnet. See that lump of metal behind the engine? It's the tranny. Annoy away : P

Anyway, Brava from we two over here on the Left Coast of the lands of the former British North America.

[krissie-r.livejournal.com]

You're getting better at this as time goes on Sarah. *chuckle*

That installment in the series was absolute brilliance.

[auntysarah.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I think a lot of it depends on their ability to respond with feed lines too. Some of them are just like "ug, ASL, cam, chat, send me photo"

[homo-impetus.livejournal.com]

Applause!

[x-mass.livejournal.com]

it's not often i laugh outloud
but that interchange was wonderful
cool
very cool

personally cant see what the big deal about the picture was
I been showing my friends surgical pictures for years

[shelleybear.livejournal.com]

I've always thought of surgical pictures as a test.
If you're male and you make it through all of them, you might be a woman.
Four+ years ago I went through the whole set. Got to the last picture and said:
"Oh vagina! Shiny!"

[x-mass.livejournal.com]

my experience of looking at them is its starts with this bit of male body anatomy and then ends up with cute vagina

oh well....

[gina-r-snape.livejournal.com]

"My work here is done"

I think I love you a little bit for that.

[lisaquestions.livejournal.com]

As I said on DW, this is excellent. High comedy, and a wonderful outcome.

[auntysarah.livejournal.com]

It's almost worth seeking them out for material, but that's getting close to the dark side...

[shelleybear.livejournal.com]

Usually I don't use this expletive. However, considering the content, and the topic I must say:
Fuck me gently with a crowbar, this is magnificent.

[auntysarah.livejournal.com]

:-D

[terry-terrible.livejournal.com]

<B this.

[laura-seabrook.livejournal.com]

Some folk have no idea.

[fyremane.livejournal.com]

*stands up and claps her hands* Yay, I love how you scare off the twisted ones Sarah. I love every time you make one of these posts.

[biascut.livejournal.com]

awesome.

I cannot get over how shameless they are. Like, not even the slightest PRETENCE at civility.

[cmcmck.livejournal.com]

Well that's 'cos we're not real people as everyone knows........

That or it assumes that Sarah is doing it something like the phoneline/online pron chat- as a living.

Dense doesn't even begin to describe it- and worse than that- dense AND full of entitlement, which is a fairly scary combo! :o/

[jessie-c.livejournal.com]

...than that- dense AND full of entitlement, which is a fairly scary combo!

Well, the Tories (yours and ours) seem to be making a go of it...

[cmcmck.livejournal.com]

'Ere! You don't suppose he was a Tory MP do you?

I can see the headlines now:

'Tory MP and local councillor in online pron coalition shock horror! :o)

[phonemonkey.livejournal.com]

The troll got trolled.

[pplfichi.livejournal.com]

Awesome! :D

[bloodbeauty.livejournal.com]

made me laugh out loud, you win internets

[pogodragon.livejournal.com]

Oh brilliant, this:

sarahlizzy: There was nothing worth watching on the TV and I was bored

Got me Looked At for laughing in the deeply serious science library at UCL.

[auntysarah.livejournal.com]

Sorry, my bad!

[pogodragon.livejournal.com]

Definitely worth it - as others have said, 'tis indeed a thing of beauty your responses.

thank you

[auslanderin01.livejournal.com]

...brightened up and already sunny day! :~)

agh!

[auslanderin01.livejournal.com]

*an*

[dyddgu.livejournal.com]

I can't *believe* he had a go at you for trolling!
(actually, I probably can, but still, FAIL!!)

[diffrentcolours]

The winner is you. And me for not looking at that jpg.

[auntysarah.livejournal.com]

But you're going to be curious for the rest of your life...

[shelleybear.livejournal.com]

I'm okay with it.
Then again again, I'll be anesthetized at that point anyway.

[cosmolinguist]

Yeah, I really wouldn't look if I were you :) To think, they take pictures of such precise moments...

[trishpiglet.livejournal.com]

You are a supremely wonderful being :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_moggy_/]

Hahaha this is the best one yet.

[techiebabe.livejournal.com]

I normally find these rather tame, but I like the punchline in this case :-)

[becky44.livejournal.com]

"avzf: tell them to /msg the urls of the photos to my nick"

That means he's either a serving Plod orone of HM's long term guests..... Either way - it's worrying!

You could also have signed off with 'Aww - give me a kiss?"

[atreic.livejournal.com]

Nick as in username / nickname I think, rather than nick as in prison.

[hoiho.livejournal.com]

You are magnificent.

[lost-angelwings.livejournal.com]

I love that you traumatized him right out of his fetish xD

[fragglechick.livejournal.com]

GENIUS!

I love you!

I also, weirdly, don't hate him either. Even though he's clearly a bigoted twat.

[aumentou.livejournal.com]

That was wonderful. I choked, laughing so much.