Note to Self

[clovehitched]

Dear Self,

If you make time to commune with the Perspex Fairy once a week instead of once a month, then it doesn't hurt.

Who knew?

Originally posted at http://auntysarah.dreamwidth.org/208768.html - you can comment here or there.

Comments

[becky44.livejournal.com]

I'm now 5 years+........ and, according to 'The Guide'..., I should be looking at maybe 3 to 6 month intervals! However, I find that anything up to a month is fine - I just ensure that I can spare an hour to let the muscles remember what they're supposed to do! Usually it's every 2 weeks'ish.... because it's fun - with some oscillating 'perspex'!

[auntysarah.livejournal.com]

Wanking is all well and good, of course, but my favourite and most orgasmic vibe reaches the G-spot, but not the end of the vaginal vault, so is no good for dilation.

[(Anonymous)]

I have much the same problem.....I admit to being lazy too!
Once a fortnight is fine but every 6 weeks.....Ouch, F***K, BOL***KS!

I wonder what your fav and most orgasmic vibe is?

Rachael S

[auntysarah.livejournal.com]

My fav is a Fun Factory Delight - gives orgasms which are out of this world!