You reminded me of a perv from a dating site! He contacted me at 1 am on messenger - he was drunk, stoned out of his mind - and was absolutely certain that I wanted nothing else than to get in the car and drive round to his place for him to give me the time of my life!
Ok - red rags and bulls comes to mind.... so I switched mode to 'joyce Grenfell' and let rip! The poor bastard got awfully confused..... and signed off 3 hours later. The following afternoon, I was reading my eamils with my Mum, over at my parents place, and he sent me a series of images.... of himself in a fluorescent green posing pouch.... that was far too small! Dad couldn't understand what these howls of laughter were - exploding from the study!
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Date: 2009-08-08 11:45 pm (UTC)Ok - red rags and bulls comes to mind.... so I switched mode to 'joyce Grenfell' and let rip! The poor bastard got awfully confused..... and signed off 3 hours later. The following afternoon, I was reading my eamils with my Mum, over at my parents place, and he sent me a series of images.... of himself in a fluorescent green posing pouch.... that was far too small! Dad couldn't understand what these howls of laughter were - exploding from the study!