In the pre 'pooter days I helped person a computer helpline for deperate, suicidal transpeeps and these numpties would turn up there too (can you believe it?) knowing we had precious little real protection from the powers that were and none from anyone else much really asking what I was wearing.

My usual reply was 'A leather mini skirt, toe tectors and a string vest' (ironically that sort of thing is now fashionable :o)

I was pre op too! Oh boy............