A Brief Conversation

Me:	Here is a cup of tea with no sugar in because we're out, and here is your mail, which I opened.
Sylvia:	Examines mail, grumbles about officialdom That's not much notice! (regarding said officialdom)
Me:	It had been sitting there unopened for several days; I figured I'd exercise my wifely prerogative and open your mail.
Sylvia:	Oh, whatever
Me:	After all, it's not like we have the sort of relationship where that would be a problem.
Sylvia:	You could discover my secret double life!
Me:	Oh, are they cute?

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