Not Quite Chatting With a Chaser

Last night saw another "hit and run" on IRC. As it happened in the middle of the night there was nobody there to respond, so I thought a little bit of parody this afternoon was in order:

[01:33] str8_but_curious_30m joined the chat room.
[01:33] str8_but_curious_30m: hi everyone
[01:35] str8_but_curious_30m: anyone there?
[01:36] str8_but_curious_30m left the chat room.

... time passes

[12:58] You are now known as gay_but_asexual_37f.
[12:58] gay_but_asexual_37f: Hi all. Anyone here?
[12:59] gay_but_asexual_37f: Does someone wanna talk about cats?
[12:59] gay_but_asexual_37f: Anyone?
[12:59] gay_but_asexual_37f: bye
[12:59] You are now known as sarahlizzy.

Also posted at http://auntysarah.dreamwidth.org/248596.html - you can comment here or there.