So the chaser from last night seems to have found this journal (I have no idea how - maybe he was googling for some of his own choice phrases or something).

He's bad at quitting while he is behind. I almost feel bad posting this - I don't think it's as funny as yesterday's, and it's also a bit like kicking a puppy.

Ah hell, let's do it anyway.
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This one started out jumping into an IRC channel and trolling. He got banned. A few hours later he returned in private message. I should warn you - the photograph linked to in the transcript contains a graphic depiction of vaginoplasty in progress. For that reason, I haven't enabled it as a link - you'll have to copy and paste if you want to see it.

Anyway, on with the fun.
Here be chasers )

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Last night saw another "hit and run" on IRC. As it happened in the middle of the night there was nobody there to respond, so I thought a little bit of parody this afternoon was in order:
[01:33] str8_but_curious_30m joined the chat room.
[01:33] str8_but_curious_30m: hi everyone
[01:35] str8_but_curious_30m: anyone there?
[01:36] str8_but_curious_30m left the chat room.

... time passes

[12:58] You are now known as gay_but_asexual_37f.
[12:58] gay_but_asexual_37f: Hi all. Anyone here?
[12:59] gay_but_asexual_37f: Does someone wanna talk about cats?
[12:59] gay_but_asexual_37f: Anyone?
[12:59] gay_but_asexual_37f: bye
[12:59] You are now known as sarahlizzy.

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Been a while since I had one of these. For those who don't know the drill, check out this tag.

Anyway, this one appeared in channel while I was watching a film. The film finished, he was still there, bothering people, who were pretending ignorance in the hope he'd go away. I indicated my presence and didn't immediately tell him to die a painful death. That seemed to be sufficient. The conversation started in the main channel:
Cut for comedic predictability )

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This one was a bit different, in that they're apparently a crossdressing chaser. They jumped into the channel and did the "instantly PM everyone with a girly name" thing, but at first they looked like they were genuinely looking for some support, so after a slow start I went with that.

Then things got ... a bit weird. This takes a bit of time to get going, but it's worth reading to the end.
Good stuff under the cut )

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Regular readers will remember the "Chattin' With a Chaser" series, of which there are currently four parts. I've just tagged them under "chaser chat" on both Dreamwidth and Livejournal, so they're easy to find. The way they work is I hang around on an IRC server, mostly to talk to various friends. One of the channels I sit in is a chat room for trans people. This sometimes attracts some people who seem to be not especially bright, and apparently believe everything they see in downloaded porn. As a result, they seem to think that popping up on a random IRC channel which may contain trans people and introducing themselves with, "hii r u shemale" (actual introduction from someone just yesterday) is going to yield some kind of productive result, rather than getting them a) kickbanned and b) mocked.

Anyway, today's didn't even bother with introductions in channel, he just looked at the list of names and started private messaging directly. This isn't officially part 5, because it never went far enough to get much comic material from, but I think it's worth posting here as an enlightening demonstration of what some horny young(?) men feel is an appropriate way to approach women in cyberspace. Remember, the log below is our entire interaction - I hadn't left any "bait" or anything to entice this guy to talk to me - I was sitting in the living room talking to [ profile] the_local_echo when the iMac makes its "a new person has sent you a private message" noise. Here's what transpired:

[17:50] kneel: hi how are u
[17:50] sarahlizzy: Hi.
[17:50] sarahlizzy: I'm OK thanks. How are you?
[17:51] kneel: i am a guy with a fetish for feet have u ever had your feet kissed
[17:51] sarahlizzy: Not that I recall.
[17:51] sarahlizzy: Have we met?
[17:52] kneel: no first time here
[17:52] sarahlizzy: OK. It just seemed like a bit of a strange opener, is all
[17:53] kneel: do u wear heels and nylons
[17:53] sarahlizzy: Rarely
[17:54] kneel: what kind of shoes do u wear
[17:54] sarahlizzy: Well, today I was wearing a pair of men's leather hiking shoes
[17:54] sarahlizzy: What kind do you wear?
[17:55] kneel disconnected from the server.

It's a shame he didn't stick around long enough to hear about how I'm prone to outbreaks of athlete's foot.

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You know the drill by now. If you don't, it's explained here.

So, here we go with the latest IRC log - this one was very forward - he jumps in straight away with a PM after joining a channel where I've been idle for hours. He picked ... the wrong person to talk to (not that there was a right one):
Here be chasers )

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Long time readers will remember the drill here.Cut for length and humour )

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Readers may remember this entry from November, which includes a log of a chat I had with someone who messaged me out of the blue on IRC. Given the room they find me in (a trans support channel), such people invariably turn out to be after what one might call, "ladypole". Given how rude and forward they tend to be, and how objectifying they are of trans women, I sometimes enjoy having a little fun with them. Here's tonight's specimen, "Mert" from Turkey:
Cut for IRC transcript )
I frequent a few IRC channels. One is for transgender-related chat. Every so often the delightful specimen of humanity known as the "Tranny Chaser" pops up. The ones who come onto IRC channels are generally very easy to spot as they tend to be functionally illiterate, have no clue how to communicate with another human being (especially one they may stand a chance of being physically attracted to), and desperate.

These three observations may be related.

Anyway, tonight I just had a special one. Joins the channel and immediately sends a private message, apparently to everyone with a vaguely female-looking name. I decide to play along for a bit for the hell of it. Here is a screencap of what transpired (click to expand):

They all seem to be like this, more of less. What surprises me most is the apparent assumption that it's not immediately obvious to anyone with two neurons to rub together and start an idea what they want.

That, and the way they apparently completely fail to realise that such approaches are as likely to yield a positive result as casting a fishing line into a pool of molten lava, in the hope of catching a fish.
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